Friday, February 29, 2008

Tell the Truth.

Honesty always is a popular subject during political season. I've been meditating today, not so much about the sociopathic act of outright lying as about dissembling, deflecting and misdirecting, the political arts.

Among regular people, and even politicians, who regard themselves as fundamentally honest, there are two kinds of people. (Aren't there always?)

For one kind, when they are asked a question, their first thought is, "what's the right answer?" i.e., the true answer.

For the other kind of person, and this is where most politicians fall, their first thought is, "what's the most advantageous answer?" i.e., what answer will work out best for me.

The first kind of person may, upon bringing the true answer to mind, still dissemble if the stakes are sufficiently high and their principles are sufficiently low, but the second kind skips that step and goes right to formulating the most advantageous answer, regardless of its veracity. Such people may still tell the truth but when they do, it's mostly a coincidence. Their calculation of the best answer happens also to be the true one.

I consider myself to be of the first type, but I don't take credit for it. For both types, which you are is mostly a function of how you were raised. The second type of response is probably the most intuitive so unless you are taught at a young age to think the first way, you probably won't.

Both of my parents stressed honesty with us and, most importantly, they walked the talk, my father especially. He is so honest he once carried on a spirited fight with the IRS to convince them that he owed more than they said he did, and he was pleased when he finally won the argument.

His first thought is "what's the true answer" and, unfortunately, his second thought is usually, "what's the most thorough answer."

I've inherited that as well.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Happy Anniversary.

Today is the anniversary of my one-and-only arrest and incarceration.

Thirty-eight years ago I was on my way to an anti-war conference at Antioch College in Yellow Springs, Ohio. I was coming from Miami University, about 63 miles away, where I was a freshman.

I never made it.

I was hitchhiking. I didn't hitch often, even back then, but I did it enough to know that a big guy like me doesn't get picked up after it gets dark. I was on the outskirts of Dayton when the sun went down and the rides dried up. I'm not sure how I knew this, maybe it was just a hunch, but I was able to walk a couple of miles to where I could get a city bus into downtown. I had friends at the University of Dayton, so I went there instead.

The weekend turned out very different than I had planned. Dayton was playing arch rival Notre Dame in basketball that Saturday night. If UD won, they would be in the NCAA tournament. We started drinking early on Saturday, by which I mean we started drinking when I arrived Friday night. We tried to get into the game but failed, due to our intoxication. I recall them literally throwing my friend, Charlie, out of the arena. At least the picture in my memory is of him flying out the door and rolling across the sidewalk.

Charlie's roommate was, I believe, sober. At least I hope he was, because he was driving. He was also rich and drove a Jaguar X-Type. Beautiful car. My dream car.

So we went back to the dorm, drank, and watched it on TV. UD won so we went out on the streets to celebrate.

UD at that time had a student housing neighborhood near the campus that everyone called The Ghetto. It was a neighborhood of small privately-owned, two-story, wood frame houses, almost all of which were rented to students. The neighborhood was very rundown then and now has long since been demolished. The streets were full of students, building bonfires. I'm not sure if spontaneous bonfire building was a traditional form of celebration in that neighborhood or if this was something new. I was a visitor so I went along. I don't recall doing any active fire-building myself, but I may have fed the flames literally. I was certainly doing it metaphorically.

Remember that it was 1970. Most young adults in those days had at least a little experience with demonstrations and other mass activities. I won't go into the whole litany, but there was a lot of that about. Anti-war and also race-related. We didn't know it at the time, but apparently there had been some kind of riot or near-riot in Dayton's mostly black Second Ward that same night, so when the police got to us they were even more tired and grumpy than usual.

The Fire Department was there too, putting out the fires. As each was extinguished, the mob would run to the next intersection and set another one.

The police tired of this game very quickly and started to round people up. This had the desired effect of dispersing the crowd and ending the party. In the midst of that, I saw several cops grab Charlie's roommate, I ran to his aid (as I perceived it at the time) but before I got there I was felled by a blow to the head from a riot club, the long ones, about the size of a baseball bat.

I went down instantly, but didn't lose consciousness. I felt myself being dragged by the arms, for which I was initially grateful because my first thought was that I would be trampled. I opened my eyes and saw blue, cuffed trouser bottoms and shoes that could only belong to policemen. The next thing I knew I was in the wagon on my way to jail.

Maybe on some other occasion I'll write out the rest of the story, but I've got some other important things to do today, so I'll shorthand the end. I sat in the lock-up for a few hours, was taken to the hospital to receive stitches to my head wound, actually had a very enjoyable time with the two young cops who accompanied me there, was taken back, got a little sleep, and was bailed out by Charlie and others at about 5:00 AM Sunday morning.

In 1996, when I got my law degree and applied for the Illinois Bar, I had to get a copy of my record from the Dayton PD. They sent me a photocopy of a 3 x 5 card. I don't have it handy, but I think all it said, after my name and address, was "drunk and disorderly," which was certainly true, and the amount of the bail or fine, which was $5.00.

From Bad To Worse.

Leave it Governor Clueless to compound the tragic shooting that occurred two weeks ago today on the campus of Northern Illinois University (NIU).

As you probably heard, a former NIU graduate student shot and killed five students and himself in a lecture hall, wounding many others, for reasons still unknown. Classes resumed at NIU earlier this week.

Yesterday, Governor Clueless (aka Blagojevich), who has no lack of other problems, announced a plan to demolish Cole Hall, where the killings took place, and replace it with a new classroom building and memorial, to the tune of $40 million. The money will come from an emergency appropriation he is proposing to the legislature. Cole Hall was not damaged in the assault, beyond some broken glass, nor was it scheduled to be replaced anytime soon. No, this is all about...here, I'll let NIU president John Peters explain it, as reported in today's Chicago Tribune.

"I talked to a lot of people, and very early on I made the decision that we had to raze that, we had to demolish that building and replace it with something fitting, something fitting our needs and as a memorial," Peters said. He said it was necessary to "consecrate" the site.

That's the going rate for consecration these days? $40 million?

Thankfully, the legislature is not falling all over itself to comply. Some lawmakers are even making sense.

Senator Christine Radogno (R-Lemont), who coordinates budget matters for senate Republicans, suggested slowing down to "get a little distance from the tragedy."

"We need to make good public policy, and making decisions based solely on emotions is not going to create good public policy or good use of tax dollars," she said.

Amen to that.

President Peters can perhaps be excused because (A) Governor Clueless is his boss and (B) his campus will get a new, unbudgeted $40 million building.

Cole Hall was built in 1968. It is a centerpiece of the campus, consisting of two 500-seat lecture halls. Anticipating suggestions that it merely be remodeled, the Trib notes that it "likely cannot be used for other purposes." No, but it can be used for all the purposes for which it was used before February 14, and why shouldn't it be?

On February 2, five women were shot and killed in a Lane Bryant store in a shopping center in Tinley Park, another town in the Chicago area. That shooting was every bit as senseless and spectacular as the one at NIU a few days later. Nobody, yet, is talking about tearing that down and replacing it with a new, bigger and better Lane Bryant store. They probably would if they could get tax dollars to pay for it.

I certainly don't mean to diminish either tragedy, or any other of the thousands of tragic and senseless deaths that occur around the world every day. If the standard becomes that we have to spend $40 million every time there is a senseless killing, we're going to need a lot more money.

And please, fellow Illinois taxpayers, note that "we" and think about what other pressing priorities $40 million could address in our state.

Like just about everything that comes out of Rod Blagojevich's mouth, this is a bad idea. It sets a terrible precedent and is a grotesque grandstand play by a clueless governor who will do anything to distract attention from his administration's disastrous performance.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The Problem With Artisan Vodka.

Yes, I'm a whiskey guy, but that is not my sole interest.

I look at the spirits industry as a whole. Right now, vodka is huge. There are about 100-times more vodkas than there are distilleries, but that's another story. Vodka sales in the U.S. are growing at more than 7% per year. All across the United States, small distilleries are springing up. Almost all of them sell vodka.

It is the U.S. Department of the Treasury's Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB for short), not me, that decides what you can call spirits products if you want to sell them in the United States. It says vodka is a neutral spirit made from any material, distilled above 95% ABV, then "treated after distillation with charcoal or other materials, as to be without distinctive character, aroma, taste, or color." All the TTB is saying there is that said treatments may only enhance neutrality, not diminish it. They can remove aroma, taste, or color, they can't add it.

According to the TTB, vodka is a subset of neutral spirits or alcohol.

The TTB definition certainly does not describe the spirit called vodka in the 18th century and before, but unless the TTB changes its definition, that is what vodka is in the United States and there is no way around it.

Distillers can make something that doesn't comply with the TTB description of vodka, they can make something more like the way vodka was made before the invention of the column still, they can make anything they want, they just can't call it vodka.

Phil Prichard would like to make rum from Tennessee sorghum. He can make all the spirit from Tennessee sorghum that he wants, he just can't call it rum. Nation-of-laws and all that. We may wish the laws were different, but we play the hand we're dealt.

In India, they make a spirit from sugar cane that they call whiskey. They are unhappy that the United States, the European Union, and most other markets won't accept that product as whiskey.

By the TTB definition, all vodka should taste alike, but we know it doesn't. It doesn't because human senses are incredibly sensitive and can detect flavor elements in parts per billion. Some people believe the best of vodka is revealed when the spirit is distilled at the highest proof technology allows, then heavily filtered. Other people have different ideas.

I am a spirits enthusiast and here is what I would like from someone who calls him- or herself a craft distiller or artisan distiller. Make something original. Make it as well as it can be made. Tell me the truth about it.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Pot Stills Versus Column Stills.


My issue here is not so much the technical one as the truth-in-advertising one. 

When a producer touts a product as "pot still," what is the point being made? One obvious answer is: "not made in a column still." There is, among many spirits enthusiasts, a prejudice against column stills in favor of pot stills. I use the term "prejudice" deliberately because the attitude is based on some very debatable assumptions, but it exists nonetheless. 

If it is an appeal to authenticity, to some sort of adherence to tradition, then does that have any validity if the equipment in question bears little or no resemblance to the traditional alembic or, at least, to the modern versions of same employed in Scotland and Cognac? Even if the equipment is, technically, a pot still, are you being true to the customer's expectations if you use that term? 

There is a product called A. H. Hirsch bourbon, which claimed to be the only pot still bourbon made after Prohibition. Let me say right off that it is a delicious whiskey and I have purchased as many bottles of it as I can afford. It is exceptional. That's not the issue. Extensive research has been done on the pot still claim and although all of the people with direct knowledge are dead (the whiskey was distilled more than 30 years ago), it appears that the claim was essentially false, but rationalized by the fact that the doubler in an American whiskey distillery is, in fact, a pot still, and at the time of the whiskey's distillation at the Michter's Distillery in Pennsylvania, many other larger Pennsylvania distilleries had abandoned doubling, so Michter's did have a somewhat valid claim to a process, involving a pot still, that differentiated it from its competitors. 

It also appears that the whiskey's makers set out intending to make an entirely pot still whiskey but were never able to get that off the ground and settled for just using the term to describe a conventionally-made whiskey. They did, however, stencil the words "pot still" onto their doubler. 

There is a new product on the market right now called Willett Family Pot Still Reserve. The bottle resembles a pot still owned by the Willett family, however the product inside said bottle was not made in that still nor in any pot still except, as with Hirsch, for the doubler used by the conventional American whiskey distillery that actually distilled the product. 

Woodford Reserve, on the other hand, uses three pot stills, manufactured in Scotland, to make one of the component bourbons in its Woodford Reserve Distillers Select. The company has also released two products in what it calls its Masters Collection that are 100% pot still. The stills function exactly like the pot stills used in Scotland for malt whiskey except that the first still uses a recirculating pump that allows them to distill from a mash, in the traditional American manner, rather than a wash. 

That's whiskey and there is no question that whiskey can be made in pot stills. 

As for vodka, even if it is possible to make vodka, i.e., GNS, in a pot still, even without the use of a rectification column, so what? What would be the point of the claim? What superiority would the use of a pot still ostensibly impart? My purpose here is neither to prescribe nor proscribe, but to provide information and stimulate thought and discussion.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Coming Soon, Another Limited Edition from Four Roses.

Gentlemen and Ladies, start your engines. Or start salivating. Whatever. Here comes the next Four Roses Limited Edition.

In April, just in time for the Kentucky Derby, Four Roses will release another limited edition bourbon. It is to honor the brand's founding 120 years ago. It will be barrel strength again, single barrel and in the single barrel bottle, very similar to the Rutledge 40th Anniversary edition in that respect. This is a 12-year-old and non-chill filtered. Proofs will range from 103 to 116. There will be approximately 3,000 bottles produced.

I've had a sample and it's very unusual, with very bright fruit flavors. My main thought was of the homemade raspberry preserves a friend of mine's mom makes, maybe even pomegranate. I haven't talked to Jim Rutledge about it, but my impression is that he set out to find something a bit different. Don't even think about stashing this in the bunker. You really have to drink it.

Although they haven't said so per se, I suspect this will be an annual thing, at least as long as they continue to be successful. The last one sold out quickly and generated a lot of buzz.

The 40th was primarily sold in Kentucky, with a little bit going to New York. This one will be in Kentucky, New York, New Jersey, Tennessee and Illinois.

Suggested retail is $69 to $100, depending on the market, probably cheapest in Kentucky and Tennessee, most expensive in NYC. That's a bit more than last fall's Rutledge 40th. The standard Four Roses Single Barrel sells for about $35 a bottle, so they basically double it for the limited editions.

Also, here's good news for those of you just dying to get your hands on any Four Roses bourbons. Although I don't know which ones, they expect to have distribution in 15 more states by the end of 2008, bringing the total to 20.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Who's Zooming Who on Digital TV?

Because all analog TV broadcasts in the USA will end in exactly one year, we've been hearing a lot about it lately. The ads and articles appearing now try to make it as simple as possible, which is admirable, but it's more complicated than it appears.

Like most people who live in a big city, cable is my only option for TV reception; and because I live in a multi-unit building, the fact that there are two cable companies operating in my area--RCN and Comcast--is moot for me. Our building had to pick one which, as it happens, is RCN.

About a month ago, RCN sent out notices that as of yesterday, it would be converting to an all-digital system, which requires every subscriber to have a cable box on every television. Even people with digital TVs need a box so it doesn't really matter if your TV is analog or digital. You need a box.

Here is how they answer the question of how much the box will cost:

"If you do not have at least one cable box, you will receive your first box (DCT 700) at a special promotional rate, with the monthly fee waived as long as you maintain your RCN service in good standing."

That sentence will become significant later on in what I confess is going to be a pretty long post.

My situation is complicated by the fact that my building buys basic cable at a negotiated, bulk rate and charges us for it as part of our assessment (it's a condo building). We don't have a choice. Even if you don't own a television, you're paying $25 a month for basic cable. Whether or not that is fair or makes sense is a subject of its own and not the subject of this post.

In addition to that, I have cable broadband internet service and some premium channels, such as HBO, for which I get a separate bill directly from RCN. So far so good.

RCN got on my bad side because of the following.

I have two televisions. I've long had a box on one, but ran the cable directly into the other one. Until yesterday, the direct one got all of the local broadcast channels plus a basic tier of cable channels, maybe 60 channels in all, which was fine because that TV is in the bedroom and just about all I use it for is to watch CNN in the morning.

So, because of the conversion, I got a second box. RCN said it would cost a couple bucks a month, but there were "complications," at the end of which I wound up paying something like $30 more a month. That, too, is much more complicated than that and not really what I want to talk about today.

One of my sisters is an engineer at a TV station, so it's kind of funny that all she has at home is one analog television set on an indoor "rabbit ear" antenna, period. She has been investigating this whole digital conversion thing. Did I mention she's also cheap? She's finally accepted that she either needs a convertor or she needs to break down and get cable, or a dish, or something.

In talking about my situation with her, she mentioned that she had read that cable operators are required to provide analog signals to subscribers until 2012. Since that seemed contrary to what RCN was telling me, I did some research.

I also talked to our building manager who mentioned this to our RCN rep. Here is the note I got back from our building manager:

"I spoke to our rep and he is confused by that since the FCC has mandated that all analog transmissions will end in Feb., 2009, so there’s no way for the cable companies 'to guarantee analog cable customers will receive broadcast channels until February 2012,' since there won’t be any signals to receive."

That, obviously, was bullshit on its face, since the cable operator can easily convert digital broadcast signals to analog at the head end and distribute them to subscribers in analog, if they so choose, as they did until yesterday with cable-only stations that come to the cable operator digitally but were converted and distributed in analog.

So I did some more digging. I learned that, while the explanation RCN gave is bullshit on its face, I found the loophole they are using. They’re still manipulating the system, I believe, and misleading customers, but they have a rationale which I might not think is legitimate, or in the spirit of the rules, but it makes what they are doing at least arguably legal.

Last year, the FCC passed rules to ensure that cable subscribers with analog televisions can continue to receive local broadcast stations, what the rules call “mandatory carriage” stations. Here in Chicago there are nine such stations, including the local ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX and PBS stations. This requirement applies for three years after the conversion, until February 19, 2012, and may be extended after that. It gives the cable operators two options. Here is the exact wording from the FCC.

"After the broadcast television transition from analog to digital service for full power television stations cable operators must either:

"(i) carry the signals of commercial and non-commercial must-carry stations in analog format to all analog cable subscribers, or

"(ii) for all-digital systems, carry those signals in digital format, provided that all subscribers, including those with analog television sets, that are connected to a cable system by a cable operator or for which the cable operator provides a connection have the necessary equipment to view the broadcast content."

(Source: “In the Matter of Carriage of Digital Television Broadcast Signals: Amendment to Part 76 of the Commission’s Rules, CS Docket No. 98-120, THIRD REPORT AND ORDER AND THIRD FURTHER NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULE MAKING,” Adopted: September 11, 2007; Released: November 30, 2007. Appendix C.)

Here is how FCC Chairman Kevin Martin explained it in his statement accompanying the release of the above rules.

"Importantly, in the item we adopt today, we do not dictate how cable operators must fulfill their statutory requirement to make all broadcast signals viewable to its subscribers. Rather, we give them a choice. Accordingly, the Commission is not forcing consumers to purchase or lease a set top box to continue watching their favorite channels. This decision lies in the hands of the cable company. They can avoid the need for new boxes by choosing to downconvert the digital signal into analog at their headend. This downconversion would permit analog cable subscribers to continue watching broadcast television just as they do today without disruption. Of course, to the extent that a cable system is all-digital, like DBS systems are, all consumers are given a box that allows them to watch all of the broadcast stations."

Where I believe RCN is playing fast and loose with option number (ii) is that they are ensuring that all their subscribers have the "necessary equipment" by converting to all-digital now and forcing everybody to get a box for every television, analog or digital, but by providing one box per household without additional charge, they’re probably legal, so that as of 2/19/09 the requirement of (ii) will be fulfilled.

All cable operators are franchised by the jurisdiction in which they operate, in my case by the City of Chicago, and the city's Department of Consumer Services has a Cable Commission that is supposed to be a watchdog, looking out for consumer interests but, this being Chicago, that's pretty much a joke.

Ultimately, though this doesn't describe me or my situation, the purpose of the FCC rules was to protect low income cable subscribers from being forced into expensive new services just to keep receiving the basic free broadcast stations. Technically, RCN appears to be meeting the letter of the law, though the spirit may be another thing altogether.